As You Like It, Act II Sc. 7
JAQUES
O worthy fool!
...in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
I am ambitious for a motley coat.
For the first time since I took the sight off my bow, I did not shoot any arrows over the top of the target. Yay! This means that if I were suddenly transported, equipped with only a rudimentary bow and some arrows, to an underpopulated, low-technology sylvan world, I would be slightly less likely to starve or be overcome by brigands than I had been.
posted by Laura E. Goodin @ 12:19 PM (permalink)
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If I were you, I'd still stock up on the granola bars.
I'll make sure that if I ever do a time/dimension slip I have you with me then, shall I? I'm guessing alien plants might be a problem even for a dedicated vegetarian and I have no intention of starving.Blushes hypocritically.
Maybe on this alternate world the predators are plant life. Even if they move around and grab and I have to kill or be killed, it would still count as vegetarian if I dispatched one and chucked it in the stew pot for you, wouldn't it?
Can you even shoot granola bars?????
If they hold very still....
Yes, but how are you supposed to get them to hold still. Those little blighters are smart. They KNOW what you're up to when you go to shoot them. I think Uncle Toby must only use Really Smart Food techology.
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