Phooey -- "Salad of Success" was rejected.

Well, I thought it was really funny and perhaps even a bit poignant. But apparently my 10-minute play "The Salad of Success" was not what the judges wanted. Ah, well. There were over a thousand plays submitted, and only a few hundred short-listed (of which fewer than 100, apparently, will eventually be performed). So I suppose I shouldn't take it as a signal of my incompetence as a writer.

If anyone out there is interested in producing a short-short play, perhaps as part of a night of short plays, I'm happy to talk....