In honor of the season
Enjoy. Howl along, if you feel so inclined. I always do.
As You Like It, Act II Sc. 7
JAQUES
O worthy fool!
...in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
I am ambitious for a motley coat.
Writer Beware just posted on Facebook a blog post from io9 (keeping up?) about classic science-fiction and fantasy novels that have been massively, crushingly rejected multiple times. I shouldn't indulge myself in lists like this, because even though these great works were rejected, it doesn't necessarily follow that MY work, which has also been rejected, is also great.
My friend, colleague, and Scrabble buddy Satima Flavell has bestowed on me the coveted Versatile Blogger Award.
Stephen Fry's fabulously articulate rant below (of course it's fabulously articulate, it's Stephen Fry) puts forth a number of strongly held opinions about the need for and uses of rules of grammar. I agree fervently with some of them; I disagree just as fervently with others. But the fundamental point that it's not a question of "correct" grammar, syntax, and diction so much as a question of appropriate language styles for particular situations is one that bears repeating. If you listen to the clip below, you will hear it repeated, only by Stephen Fry, not me. And that's worth something in itself.
Certain artistic endeavors present a cautionary tale when translated into other forms or media. I present a case study below.
The media diet continues. Not exactly a media fast, mind you: obviously I'm still occasionally finding my way to the Internet. But it's an effort. And, as I mentioned in a previous post, we are not watching TV, not even listening to radio. We don't know a whole lot of people here. We are On Retreat.
Okay. Here's the house we're staying in here in Hobart:
The British troops garrisoned in Tasmania were all infantry. Despite official enthusiasm for batteries there were never any artillerymen to fire them. Occasionally a few soldiers, and even the police, were given sufficient instruction by retired artillerymen to fire a salute.
The Crimean War in 1845 once again alerted the authorities to Hobart's defencelessness. With its customary speed the Government acted. It passed legislation in 1858, under which the Hobart Town Volunteer Artillery Company was formed in 1859.
They used the Albert Battery for shot and shell practice. Before firing, a non-commissioned officer would visit all the houses behind the battery and warn the occupants to open all their windows. Those who did not had their windows broken, which was the only damage the Volunteers and the batteries ever inflicted.
After an initial rush of enthusiasm for the dashing uniforms, marching, and the opportunity to fire the guns, members dwindled from 126 in 1860 to 53 in 1864.* A Select Committee in 1865 concluded that while some of the men were clearly capable of becoming good soldiers, 'as a means of Defence against foreign aggressors [the Volunteers] would be next to useless'. In addition, the money spent on uniforms, pay and prizes was far more than was ever spent on maintenance of the batteries. The last parade was held in 1870.
The whole family has pretty much instantly become rabid fans of Hobart. Is there a better town for the geek-inclined? So far I haven't seen one.