This is so wrong in so many ways.

From Cellular-News:

Finland's Road Administration has started locking its isolated roadside toilets - and unlocking them via SMS. In response to incidents of arson and thefts, the transport authority came up with the novel solution which increased security, without reducing access for the public....The toilets have been secured, and a sign outside explains that the user just sends the word "open" (in Finnish) to a short code and the door will be unlocked remotely. The company managing the service will keep a short term record of all users phone numbers, simply so that if the toilet is then damaged by criminals, they can be traced by the police.

So, um, now people can be tracked based on where they gotta take a leak. What's next? DNA testing of poop? Microchipping people with live transmitters so that nobody ever has to wonder who's where? The government of New South Wales microchipped my horse without, it appears, needing to either ask or even notify me (although that wasn't a transmitter, I'm making that part up), so there's even a precedent, sort of.

Dark days....