Did I miss something?
I just purchased a product that bills itself as being "natural walnuts". Have I missed all the artificial walnuts that must, clearly, be out there?
As You Like It, Act II Sc. 7
JAQUES
O worthy fool!
...in his brain,
Which is as dry as the remainder biscuit
After a voyage, he hath strange places cramm'd
With observation, the which he vents
In mangled forms. O that I were a fool!
I am ambitious for a motley coat.
I just purchased a product that bills itself as being "natural walnuts". Have I missed all the artificial walnuts that must, clearly, be out there?
2 Comments:
That's on par with the sleeping pills labeled "This product may make you drowsy. If affected do not drive or operate heavy machinery." Yeah, that's what everyone does after taking sleeping pills.
Or the plice campaign in the UK that consists entirely of postsers around town that says, "Don't commit crime."
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