Remind-aarrrrr!

Tomorrow (September 19) is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Aaaarrrr!

Start small, if you're self-conscious. Just once, answer the phone like this: "Ahoy, me hearty!" If you want to expand on that, there are plenty of tips on the Talk Like a Pirate site (see their how-to page).

Why talk like a pirate? There is, and I quote the organizers here, "no point".